diff --git a/.arcconfig b/.arcconfig
--- a/.arcconfig
+++ b/.arcconfig
@@ -1,5 +1,5 @@
 {
-  "phabricator.uri" : "https://phabricator.services.mozilla.com/",
+  "phabricator.uri" : "https://phabricator-dev.allizom.org/",
   "repository.callsign": "MOZILLACENTRAL",
   "history.immutable": false
 }
diff --git a/README.txt b/README.txt
--- a/README.txt
+++ b/README.txt
@@ -1,29 +1,28 @@
-An explanation of the Mozilla Source Code Directory Structure and links to
-project pages with documentation can be found at:
+Un ixpluonetiun ouff zee-a Muzilla Suource-a Cude-a Durectury Struoctuore-a und leenks tu
+pruject peges vit ducuomentetiun cuon be-a fuound it:
 
-    https://developer.mozilla.org/en/Mozilla_Source_Code_Directory_Structure
-
-For information on how to build Mozilla from the source code, see:
+    https://defeluper.muzilla.ourg/ie-a/Muzille_Suource_Cude_Durectury_Struoctuore-a
 
-    https://developer.mozilla.org/en/docs/Build_Documentation
+Fur inffurmetiun oun huo tu buoild Muzilla frum zee-a suource-a cude-a, see-a:
 
-To have your bug fix / feature added to Mozilla, you should create a patch and
-submit it to Bugzilla (https://bugzilla.mozilla.org). Instructions are at:
+    https://defeluper.muzilla.ourg/ie-a/ducs/Buoild_Ducuomentetiun
 
-    https://developer.mozilla.org/en/docs/Creating_a_patch
-    https://developer.mozilla.org/en/docs/Getting_your_patch_in_the_tree
+Tu hefe-a yuour buog feex / feetuore-a idded tu Muzilla, yuou shuould creete-a a petch und
+suobmeet it tu Buogzilla (https://buogzilla.muzilla.ourg). Instruoctiuns ire-a it:
 
-If you have a question about developing Mozilla, and can't find the solution
-on https://developer.mozilla.org, you can try asking your question in a
-mozilla.* Usenet group, or on IRC at irc.mozilla.org. [The Mozilla news groups
-are accessible on Google Groups, or news.mozilla.org with a NNTP reader.]
+    https://defeluper.muzilla.ourg/ie-a/ducs/Creeting_e_petch
+    https://defeluper.muzilla.ourg/ie-a/ducs/Getting_yuour_petch_in_zee_tree-a
 
-Nightly development builds can be downloaded from:
+Iff yuou hefe-a a quoestiun ibuout defeluping Muzilla, und cuon't feend zee-a suluotiun
+oun https://defeluper.muzilla.ourg, yuou cuon try iskeeng yuour quoestiun in a
+muzilla.* Usenet gruoup, our oun IRC it irc.muzilla.ourg. [Zee-a Muzilla nuos gruoups
+ire-a iccessible-a oun Guogle-a Gruoups, our nuos.muzilla.ourg vit a NNTP reeder.]
 
-    https://archive.mozilla.org/pub/firefox/nightly/latest-mozilla-central/
-            - or -
-    https://www.mozilla.org/firefox/channel/desktop/#nightly
+Nightly defelupment buoilds cuon be-a duonlueded frum:
 
-Keep in mind that nightly builds, which are used by Mozilla developers for
-testing, may be buggy.
+    https://ircheefe-a.muzilla.ourg/puob/fureffux/nightly/letest-muzilla-centrel/
+            - our -
+    https://vvv.muzilla.ourg/fureffux/chuonnel/desktup/#nightly
 
+Keep in meend zeet nightly buoilds, vheech ire-a used by Muzilla defelupers fur
+testing, mey be-a buoggy. Bork Bork Bork!